Ryan was tired of being treated like a kid. He was 18 now—legally an adult, graduated from high school, and already set to start college in the fall. And yet, here he was again at the family’s annual summer BBQ… squeezed between sticky-fingered five-year-olds and juice boxes at the dreaded “kids table.”
He watched with envy as the adults—his uncles, aunts, and older cousins—lounged comfortably under the shade, sipping beers, trading work gossip, and talking politics. That’s where he belonged.
Frustrated, Ryan pulled out his phone and opened the ReMod app, a new program that let users temporarily adjust their physical age. “Just a little older,” he muttered, dragging the age slider with his thumb up to 32. Still young, but old enough to finally be taken seriously.
Just before he could hit “Confirm,” a pair of little blurs zoomed past him. SMACK! Shane barreled into his leg, and Beth clipped his elbow mid-sprint, sending his finger skidding across the screen.
“HEY!” Ryan shouted, but it was too late.
CHANGES CONFIRMED
His stomach dropped. He looked down in horror as a golden shimmer passed over his body. Within seconds, his skin began to sag and tighten in all the wrong places. His arms thickened, his chest expanded—and not in a gym-bro kind of way—and a white beard began to bloom across his face. His belly rounded out, pressing against his shirt until he finally peeled it off in a sweat. By the time the transformation stopped, he looked every bit the late-50s/early-60s retiree now chuckling awkwardly at a phone he could barely see without squinting.
The adults looked over, startled. “Uh… who invited Uncle Rick’s friend?” someone muttered.
Ryan blinked behind new glasses, still clutching his phone, now with stiff fingers. He glanced over at the kids table—juice boxes and crayons and all—and realized: he probably wouldn’t be welcomed there anymore either.
Beth ran up and gave him a quick hug. “You look like Santa now!” she giggled.
Ryan let out a defeated sigh and settled back in his chair. At least the adults offered him a cold beer this time.